Rant: being socially awkward

[Swirls]

I just choose to drink more beer. It usually works quite well.

[Cronos]

Tell me you're not being serious, IMadreamer. World's smallest violin will otherwise be playing.

[The Third Man]

World's smallest violin will otherwise be playing.

Your post just set off an entire orchestra.

[Popeye_Card]

I chuckle at the OP, who not only was able to date but is married, ranting that he's socially awkward. When only the actually socially awkward (like myself) have to worry about that sort of thing because it keeps them from finding someone.

Tell me you're not being serious, IMadreamer. World's smallest violin will otherwise be playing.

So the other day I strained something in my hip playing hockey. As I was favoring it a bit in the office, a guy with a huge bandage on his foot told me, "Be glad you didn't stub your toe like me! I can't even play hockey because I have to walk around with this crutch!"

[ghostrunner]

Tell me you're not being serious, IMadreamer. World's smallest violin will otherwise be playing.

Cronos, the tough love shrink.

[Tambourine Man]

Is Madreamer married?

[JackofDiamonds]

I chuckle at the OP, who not only was able to date but is married, ranting that he's socially awkward. When only the actually socially awkward (like myself) have to worry about that sort of thing because it keeps them from finding someone.

Tell me you're not being serious, IMadreamer. World's smallest violin will otherwise be playing.

So the other day I strained something in my hip playing hockey. As I was favoring it a bit in the office, a guy with a huge bandage on his foot told me, "Be glad you didn't stub your toe like me! I can't even play hockey because I have to walk around with this crutch!"

I'd have thrown an open ice-hit right there.

[IMADreamer]

Is Madreamer married?

I'm engaged. Cronos, sorry you suck with girls man, not sure what to tell you. I didn't realize that because I don't sleep alone that I couldn't feel awkward in social situations. I'll remember that the next time I'm out and don't feel like I belong.

[JackofDiamonds]

Tell me you're not being serious, IMadreamer. World's smallest violin will otherwise be playing.

Hell of a job, Croney. That's some good therapeein.

What's wrong with you? Are you serious? Someone call the waaaaambulance.

[thrill]

Tell me you're not being serious, IMadreamer. World's smallest violin will otherwise be playing.

Cronos, the tough love shrink.

Lol, there's the of course the very famous Freudian and Jungian schools. Soon there will be another. The Cronosian school where, unless your life is worse than his, you don't get treatment.