Fat Strat wrote:I'll be in the bleacher's on Friday. I plan to pepper Nyjer with objective GRB criticisms... "HEY NYJER! YOUR OUTFIELD ARM RUNS SAVED THIS YEAR WAS -1! TAKE THAT YOU [SFW EXPLETIVE]!"
That's right, hammer him with negative metrics and stats.
i would love for FS to bring a briefcase full of papers with metrics and stats and graphs and have FS point out all the errors, flaws, mistakes morgan made over the course of the season every moment he is in CF
I've heard he has a lightning bolt for a right arm.
He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
His family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
Did I ever tell you about the time Motte and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Motte throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Motte decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, he's a human.
He would use his own thigh as an anvil.
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
cpebbles wrote:I know it was a one-run game, but the Cardinals hit .310/.417/.448 in the game, to the Brewers' .200/.273/.300 (And .172/.207/.172 if you take away Kotsay's line). It's a little overboard to pin the blame on one decision that Roenicke made. If Gomez makes that catch in the first, the complexion of the game changes and given how the two teams were hitting, the Cardinals probably still come out on top.
Very possible, but I don't see how it could've been any worse for us.
