Things David Freese Is Better Than

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JackofDiamonds
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Short skirts on cute girls.

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JackofDiamonds wrote:Short skirts on cute girls.
who are topless and offering you beer and your wife has given you a freebie

and freese is better than that

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two chicks at once

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Threesomes.

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Chuck Norris.

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He's a better Spicoli than Spicoli

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david freese is better than having scarface sized pile of coke, all of the current SI swimsuit models waiting for you with come hither looks, and a never ending supply of viagra

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I love Baseball!

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Better than sucking a girl's nipples at a bar in South America.

Much better.

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better than pissing, jetskiing, and itch scratching.

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