Pretzels in Black Stretch Pants

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Good lord I would put a hurt on thaNEVERMIND IT WAS BORN IN THE MID 90S.

Look, no one is a bigger fan of the stretch pants than me. I am powerless not to look. Can we limit this to 18 and older?

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Wow, that's going way back to the early days of grb

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Funny, I considered a rant against black stretch pants for 99% of women over age 18.

For some reason they think it makes them skinnier. The 30 and 40 somethings I know, generally aren't overweight, but these things just don't look good on them. I'm not heavy, but you don't want to see me running around in a speedo.

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just be glad (or sad?) they aren't white or light colored!

and freed, i wear black stretch pants (or dark colored) all the time. not because i think they look good - but because they are just a hair nicer than wearing sweats and just as comfortable. and they work best with boots. and boots mean you don't have to match your socks.

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Girls wear these all the time on campus, and it rocks.

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This is a rave disguised as a rant. Free your conscience.

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docellis wrote:just be glad (or sad?) they aren't white or light colored!

and freed, i wear black stretch pants (or dark colored) all the time. not because i think they look good - but because they are just a hair nicer than wearing sweats and just as comfortable. and they work best with boots. and boots mean you don't have to match your socks.
Oh the boots and stretch pants, that is one popular look amongst the ladies. It's ok I guess.

My wife's friend must not have a full length mirror in her house. she is actually quite skinny, but has an odd shaped posterior. Anyway, not flattering.

And have been doing a few of the charity runs lately, surprising amount of dudes wearing stretch pants these days.

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cardsfansince82 wrote:Good lord I would put a hurt on thaNEVERMIND IT WAS BORN IN THE MID 90S.
I felt really old when I found out this year that people turning 21 were born in 1990.

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docellis wrote:just be glad (or sad?) they aren't white or light colored!

and freed, i wear black stretch pants (or dark colored) all the time. not because i think they look good - but because they are just a hair nicer than wearing sweats and just as comfortable. and they work best with boots. and boots mean you don't have to match your socks.
When you say "boots", you don't mean Uggs, do you?

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cards2468 wrote: When you say "boots", you don't mean Uggs, do you?
no.

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