Chipper Jones to Retire at Season's End.

[StL]

Jones was perhaps the third best position player of our generation.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd ... b&c_id=mlb

[Leroy]

He also got laid a lot.

[heyzeus]

His name is also Larry.

[Spider John]

He played for the same team for nineteen years. I guess he didn't need any respect.

[JoeMcKim]

He's one of the best Braves of all time, he'll be in Cooperstown eventually. I feel like an old man since I remember when I was in junior high and the Braves drafted him.

[AdmiralKird]

He also got laid a lot.

Well technically he had a wife.

And said he wasn't able to have kids.

And then had a kid with a Hooters waitress.

My Aunt's niece on the other side of her family was Chipper's wife.

[Spider John]

He also got laid a lot.

Well technically he had a wife.

And said he wasn't able to have kids.

And then had a kid with a Hooters waitress.

My Aunt's niece on the other side of her family was Chipper's wife.

Can you get me Chipper's autograph?

[docellis]

"Larry Wayne Chipper" sounds like a serial killer.

[Jocephus]

his name is chipper? i've been calling him crandall! why didn't someone tell me?

[AdmiralKird]

Can you get me Chipper's autograph?

I could have when the divorced happened many years ago. She was trying to unload absolutely everything.