Eye Twitch

[cardsfantx]

Eat a banana.

I hate bananas. Texture issue.

you should peel it first

[cards2468]

Keep your banana peels. They're a great substitute for condoms.

[Molly]

My left eye has been twitching for the better part of a week. Am I going to die?

No, but if it's accompanied by a high-pitched nervous giggle, you'll probably kill someone else.

This made me laugh. And the only people planet would kill are the people telling her to get rid of her cats because they are the reason for the eye twitch!

[Tambourine Man]

No bananas for me. The texture is right there with pumpkin pie and cranberry sauce.

So I have to eat extra cats to get my zinc.

[Swirls]

My left eye has been twitching for the better part of a week. Am I going to die?

I've heard it's a common tick when people are particularly tired or stressed. I had it yesterday after a particularly bad night of sleep.

Good article with an awesome .gif.

Someone needs to put that picture in the awesome gif thread. I can't figure out how to copy and link it since it's playing it in flash.

[planet planet]

My left eye has been twitching for the better part of a week. Am I going to die?

I've heard it's a common tick when people are particularly tired or stressed. I had it yesterday after a particularly bad night of sleep.

Good article with an awesome .gif.

Someone needs to put that picture in the awesome gif thread. I can't figure out how to copy and link it since it's playing it in flash.

Her bottom lashes look like pubes.

[cardinalkarp]

Oops, maybe it was magnesium.

[sighyoung]

Oops, maybe it was magnesium.

Feed your cats Milk of Magnesia, and *boom*, you've started a magnesium farm.

[JL21]

My eye has been twitching off and on for 3 weeks now. Please make it [expletive] stop.

[jim]

Eye cancer. Sorry that you will soon be blind jl. Tough break.