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I think these people define asshat.
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So a kid wants strangers to give him something. They don't, so he cries. Suddenly they're villains. It's not like Moreland was tossing the ball to him, he just chucked one into the stands.

Kids should be told "No" a lot more than they are, and when they cry about it it's perfectly acceptable to laugh at them (Though they clearly didn't even notice him).

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Yeah, that wasn't that bad. Maybe they have a kid at home they wanted to give it to. There was a far worse case a year or two a go when a player (can't remember who) tossed a ball specifically to a kid and some fat adult lady reached in front of the kid and grabbed it.

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That whole thing was hilarious. Hilarious that Michael Kay was so upset about it when he should have said, "See, kids...if you're a hot chick you're going to get ahead in life. So, lesson is this: marry a hot chick. Or at least do like this old skeez and be a sugar daddy to a hot chick. Then you'll get as many balls as you can handle."

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The definition of asshat is the guy that was in the self check out lane at the grocery store last night. Trying to scan and bag his stuff while talking on his cell phone trying to straighten out some problem with his home phone service. Then trying to scan a Pepsi coupon that didn't match what he had purchased. Thankfully, for me anyway, this asshat was behind me and I didn't have to wait for his sorry azz. I'm sure he didn't hear me but as I was picking up my bags I commented "Maybe you should make that call from home and not in the grocery line."

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Or the asshat who allows their dog to snap at my puppy and then lol about it like its the cutest thing she ever did see. Wait a couple months lady and then we will see who is loling when my full grown dog is snapping at your legs while you're trying to walk your stupid looking mutt with the hipster haircut.

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Molly wrote:The definition of asshat is the guy that was in the self check out lane at the grocery store last night. Trying to scan and bag his stuff while talking on his cell phone trying to straighten out some problem with his home phone service. Then trying to scan a Pepsi coupon that didn't match what he had purchased. Thankfully, for me anyway, this asshat was behind me and I didn't have to wait for his sorry azz. I'm sure he didn't hear me but as I was picking up my bags I commented "Maybe you should make that call from home and not in the grocery line."
Maybe you didn't hear me when I said, "maybe you should mind your [expletive] business. Also, you smell like cats."

Then I threw a cantaloupe at you.

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JackofDiamonds wrote:
Molly wrote:The definition of asshat is the guy that was in the self check out lane at the grocery store last night. Trying to scan and bag his stuff while talking on his cell phone trying to straighten out some problem with his home phone service. Then trying to scan a Pepsi coupon that didn't match what he had purchased. Thankfully, for me anyway, this asshat was behind me and I didn't have to wait for his sorry azz. I'm sure he didn't hear me but as I was picking up my bags I commented "Maybe you should make that call from home and not in the grocery line."
Maybe you didn't hear me when I said, "maybe you should mind your [expletive] business. Also, you smell like cats."

Then I threw a cantaloupe at you.
Sorry dude but if you're yapping away on a cell phone loud enough for everyone around to hear your conversation, and holding up the line behind you, it IS everyone else's business.

How do my bangs look? And that cantaloupe was delicious :wink:

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Molly wrote:
JackofDiamonds wrote:
Molly wrote:The definition of asshat is the guy that was in the self check out lane at the grocery store last night. Trying to scan and bag his stuff while talking on his cell phone trying to straighten out some problem with his home phone service. Then trying to scan a Pepsi coupon that didn't match what he had purchased. Thankfully, for me anyway, this asshat was behind me and I didn't have to wait for his sorry azz. I'm sure he didn't hear me but as I was picking up my bags I commented "Maybe you should make that call from home and not in the grocery line."
Maybe you didn't hear me when I said, "maybe you should mind your [expletive] business. Also, you smell like cats."

Then I threw a cantaloupe at you.
Sorry dude but if you're yapping away on a cell phone loud enough for everyone around to hear your conversation, and holding up the line behind you, it IS everyone else's business.

How do my bangs look? And that cantaloupe was delicious :wink:
They looked great.
[SHOW]
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Also, that cantaloupe was my Halle Berry.

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JackofDiamonds wrote:
Molly wrote:
JackofDiamonds wrote:
Molly wrote:The definition of asshat is the guy that was in the self check out lane at the grocery store last night. Trying to scan and bag his stuff while talking on his cell phone trying to straighten out some problem with his home phone service. Then trying to scan a Pepsi coupon that didn't match what he had purchased. Thankfully, for me anyway, this asshat was behind me and I didn't have to wait for his sorry azz. I'm sure he didn't hear me but as I was picking up my bags I commented "Maybe you should make that call from home and not in the grocery line."
Maybe you didn't hear me when I said, "maybe you should mind your [expletive] business. Also, you smell like cats."

Then I threw a cantaloupe at you.
Sorry dude but if you're yapping away on a cell phone loud enough for everyone around to hear your conversation, and holding up the line behind you, it IS everyone else's business.

How do my bangs look? And that cantaloupe was delicious :wink:
They looked great.
[SHOW]
Image
Also, that cantaloupe was my Halle Berry.
Priceless. I'm ROFLOLFLRING.

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