Forever awake

[heyzeus]

And now, teething.

[cards2468]

For you and the kid

[heyzeus]

I'm going to need something stronger. Where do they sell children's chewable morphine?

[Spider John]

I'm going to need something stronger. Where do they sell children's chewable morphine?

When I was a kid parents used Paregoric, which was also known as "tincture of opium". Alas, banned in 1970. Folks would cook it down to get the opium.

[heyzeus]

After a brief optimistic period, we're having some regression here. Last 4 days he's woken up for the day at 6:15 then 6 then 5:45 then today, 5:30.

He's the Bryan LaHair of babies.

[haltz]

The kids upstairs are playing that game where they race each other back and forth, then the loser has to drag furniture around while the winner screams. Usually they get started around 7:15am, which is perfect since I work nights and fall asleep around 3am typically.

[jim]

Lol... I always counted it a good night if the kids made it to 6.

[heyzeus]

5:30 and 5:15 have become 4am or 3:30 am.

He's waking up for good at 3:30 am.

Death: I want it.

[The Third Man]

Kid's gotta start drinking sometime.

[lukethedrifter]

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