Rant: Stay at home parents

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wart57 wrote:
cardinalkarp wrote:
wart57 wrote:
ghostrunner wrote:
wart57 wrote:I would gladly switch places with my wife.
Talk is cheap. Do it for 3 months and get back to me. Three kids is a crazy insane amount of work and stress. Your wife works harder than you do.
The [expletive] she does. She doesn't lift a [expletive] finger when I get home. I do all the cooking, cleaning and child care when I get home every day after working a 10 hr day. I get the kids baths, read them books and get them in bed every night, and then I clean the [expletive] house and I do 95% of the laundry every weekend. All my wife does when I am at work is take the oldest to school, and keep the other two from destroying the house, and then sits on the [expletive] computer all day - I know, her mother lives with us during the winter and she told on her. If you don't have personal knowledge of the inner working of my house, then shut the [expletive] up. If I was a stay at home dad, I would have more time to get the things done that I do every night. I also take my 3 girls out on my own just about every weekend that my wife works (and she rarely works on the weekend any more,) and I really don't have much problem. I would stay at home with them in a heart beat.
That's because your [expletive] whipped & she treats you like a slave, not a husband.
Yes she does. It is my sacrifce to make sure my kids are taken care of. My kids come first.
But you're still a slave that can't clean the counter properly.

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Not to mention his shoddy eggs.

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The Third Man wrote:Not to mention his shoddy eggs.
So runny.

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wart57 wrote:
ghostrunner wrote:
wart57 wrote:I would gladly switch places with my wife.
Talk is cheap. Do it for 3 months and get back to me. Three kids is a crazy insane amount of work and stress. Your wife works harder than you do.
The [expletive] she does. She doesn't lift a [expletive] finger when I get home. I do all the cooking, cleaning and child care when I get home every day after working a 10 hr day. I get the kids baths, read them books and get them in bed every night, and then I clean the [expletive] house and I do 95% of the laundry every weekend. All my wife does when I am at work is take the oldest to school, and keep the other two from destroying the house, and then sits on the [expletive] computer all day - I know, her mother lives with us during the winter and she told on her. If you don't have personal knowledge of the inner working of my house, then shut the [expletive] up. If I was a stay at home dad, I would have more time to get the things done that I do every night. I also take my 3 girls out on my own just about every weekend that my wife works (and she rarely works on the weekend any more,) and I really don't have much problem. I would stay at home with them in a heart beat.
I think you should tell her this.

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wart,
Man up or get rid of your penis.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:wart,
Man up or get rid of your penis.
Kind of a catch-22. Removing your own genitals is probably pretty manly, but...

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There are lazy parents like there are lazy computer programmers (raises hand), lazy teachers, lazy doctors, lazy whoever. The job of a stay at home parent difficult and meaningful.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:wart,
Man up or get rid of your penis.
But my wife still likes my penis, about the only thing she likes about me. I am going to start holding it as ransom until she changes her ways.

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wart57 wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:wart,
Man up or get rid of your penis.
But my wife still likes my penis, about the only thing she likes about me. I am going to start holding it as ransom until she changes her ways.
I mean... that could work. Women definitely can't find a substitute for a penis.

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JackofDiamonds wrote:
wart57 wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:wart,
Man up or get rid of your penis.
But my wife still likes my penis, about the only thing she likes about me. I am going to start holding it as ransom until she changes her ways.
I mean... that could work. Women definitely can't find a substitute for a penis.
Which brings us back to the "Cats" thread.
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BTW, my mom was a stay at home mom with 8 kids. I'd dig ditches for a living before I'd take on that job!!

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