Shoot me now.
- wart57
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Shoot me now.
My wifes hot cousin moved in last weekend.
This will not end well.
Especially if she continues to wear those tight sleep pants.
Oh, and Mrs. Wart is pregnant. I am going to be a daddy for the 4th time. Any women not on the pill should probably avoid my posts, ot I just need to wear a condom all the time....wait, what?
This will not end well.
Especially if she continues to wear those tight sleep pants.
Oh, and Mrs. Wart is pregnant. I am going to be a daddy for the 4th time. Any women not on the pill should probably avoid my posts, ot I just need to wear a condom all the time....wait, what?
- thrill
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Re: Shoot me now.
It's not going to end well, how?
- Radbird
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Re: Shoot me now.
Your life is a sitcom.
- Molly
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Re: Shoot me now.
Congrats on baby #4. You have some mighty healthy swimmers 
- wart57
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I can feel the tension already. All of my wife’s cousins have told her she needs to be nicer too me, and I can just see the fight already, with Mrs. Wart accusing me of instigating things. I glanced at hot cousin when she walked right in front of me the other night and Mrs. Wart was watching to see if I was staring, I was not - and won't. In spite of our issues, I love my wife very much, and would never do anything to intentionally cause her pain. I would never cheat on my wife, ever, but I tend to be a bit of a flirt without even knowing it. I joke around a lot, and my wife thinks I am flirting. I have to be someone I am not to keep peace, and it is tough. I hope we don't have any big fights, because it is not good for anyone involved, but her cousin had no-where else to go, so we opened our door to her. But, as my Dad always says, no good turn goes unpunished.bob thrill wrote:It's not going to end well, how?
- wart57
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Molly wrote:Congrats on baby #4. You have some mighty healthy swimmers
Thanks, but in spite of the joking about it, we really didn't use any precautions, we really want a boy, so we tried. My 3 girls are the light of my life, so if we have another girl, we will be thrilled again. I LOVE BEING A DADDY!
- Molly
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Hubby and I opened our door to his brother years ago for about 6 months. The first time the BiL walked in the room wearing nothing but a speedo (summer; house does not have central A/C) hubby confronted his brother with "Go put some clothes on...NOW!!!" Hopefully your wife will do the same w/her hot cousin.wart57 wrote:I can feel the tension already. All of my wife’s cousins have told her she needs to be nicer too me, and I can just see the fight already, with Mrs. Wart accusing me of instigating things. I glanced at hot cousin when she walked right in front of me the other night and Mrs. Wart was watching to see if I was staring, I was not - and won't. In spite of our issues, I love my wife very much, and would never do anything to intentionally cause her pain. I would never cheat on my wife, ever, but I tend to be a bit of a flirt without even knowing it. I joke around a lot, and my wife thinks I am flirting. I have to be someone I am not to keep peace, and it is tough. I hope we don't have any big fights, because it is not good for anyone involved, but her cousin had no-where else to go, so we opened our door to her. But, as my Dad always says, no good turn goes unpunished.bob thrill wrote:It's not going to end well, how?
- stlouie_lipp
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Re: Shoot me now.
Let me get this straight: 1) you see hot cousin in skin tight pants, 2) you get, um, you know, 3) wife gets preggers.
- thrill
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Re: Shoot me now.
Wart, you say she has nowhere else to go and yet, last I checked, I still have room at my place.
- wart57
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Yes, every time I get a boner my wife gets pregnant, just like every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings.stlouie_lipp wrote:Let me get this straight: 1) you see hot cousin in skin tight pants, 2) you get, um, you know, 3) wife gets preggers.



