Shoot me now.

[wart57]

Wart, you say she has nowhere else to go and yet, last I checked, I still have room at my place.

Oh crap that is right. I will send her right over, with her tight sleep pants.

[heyzeus]

You're just a serial impregnator. Ladies of GRB, look away from your monitor if you're, you know, ovulating.

[wart57]

You're just a serial impregnator. Ladies of GRB, look away from your monitor if you're, you know, ovulating.

I just impregnated the My Little Pony in your avatar, My little Centaurs will be in the stores in time for next Christmas.

[Fat_Bulldog]

All of this is hilariously entertaining.

Keep up the good work.

[heyzeus]

All of this is hilariously entertaining.

Keep up the good work.

And the surreptitious pictures!

[sighyoung]

This will not end well.

Oh, I don't know. You seem to experience the happy ending quite a lot.

[sighyoung]

By the way, is the thread title based on a quote from your wife's cousin?

[redbirdjazzz]

This will not end well.

Oh, I don't know. You seem to experience the happy ending quite a lot.

There's really only proof of four happy endings over the course of six or seven years.

[cardinalkarp]

Wart, it seems as though you never have much good to say about your marriage when you're on & a lot of stories sound like you're in a pretty nightmarish situation. I understand you love her because she is the mother to your children. But man, I just find it crazy that you continue to have children with her because just from the stories you tell us on here a split of some sort seems inevitable. Of course I don't know the whole situation but what you portray seems miserable. I know your kids bring you all the joy in the world, so congrats on having baby # 4!! (btw, you're insane...4 kids!!!) I can't even imagine that, especially the ages from what I remember of your kids are 5 & under?)

Edit: Oh, since I'm feeling very honest right now, the lusting you have over this cousin of yours is kind of creepy.

[planet planet]

Congrats on your fourth child, wart! Things can't be all that bad after all, eh?