Rant: Working with ex
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Leroy
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Re: Rant: Working with ex
Replace the tuna sandwich in her tupperware with a turd.
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The Third Man
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Re: Rant: Working with ex
Yes.cardinalkarp wrote:Is this the same chick that dumped you via text message on Christmas Eve?
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jim
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If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you sonThe Third Man wrote:Yes.cardinalkarp wrote:Is this the same chick that dumped you via text message on Christmas Eve?
I got 99 problems but a [expletive] ain't one
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lukethedrifter
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Re: Rant: Working with ex
Can't you just turn off your cochlear implant?
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The Third Man
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I have been much of the time, actually.lukethedrifter wrote:Can't you just turn off your cochlear implant?
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slide_into_first
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Regarding her trying to embarrass you in front of others, most people see the truth in that situation and thinks she's being a biotch and are secretly hoping you'll smack her (verbally)
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slide_into_first
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Re: Rant: Working with ex
Ask if she wants a bite of your generic cheese sandwich
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The Third Man
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I just watched a Norm MacDonald stand-up last night where he uses cheese sandwiches as bait to kidnap and murder a woman so this made me laugh really hard.slide_into_first wrote:Ask if she wants a bite of your generic cheese sandwich
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haltz
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Re: Rant: Working with ex
What's with canadian comics and cheese sandwiches
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cardsfansince82
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Re: Rant: Working with ex
Have you tried ass pennies? Or maybe just a patented JL stink palm.