Rant: Working with ex

[jim]

What is an ass penny? I can guess, but it sounds like something I want to make sure of beforehand.

[Radbird]

You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.

[jim]

You stick the penny in your ass or your ass crack? Because I don't think sticking it in your ass is a good idea. Gets stuck in there and some ER nurse is going to have a good story at the bar tonight.

[docellis]

From a female perspective, I can't reiterate enough: Ignore it. Make it a mental exercise to get better at ignoring it. She wins when it bothers you.

She sounds very immature. Be bigger than her.

[cardsfansince82]

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Also, don't date coworkers you can't easily avoid when things go south.

[cardsfansince82]

Also also, next time she says something mean to you in front of others reply "you sound like the kind of person who would break up with someone by text message."

Or just tell me where you work and I will try to get her fired.

[docellis]

Or just tell me where you work and I will try to get her fired.

It would be fun. If every mean spirited person like cardsfan and me on GRB called your place of employment with varying stories of how she screwed up.

[jim]

I didn't do it and didn't even get to see it, but about 6 months after me and some girl broke up she broke her leg and was on crutches. Apparently one of my friends had access to a crutch at a party and thought I would appreciate him removing a screw from the arm rest. I did not approve of this move and have basically been hoping for a chance encounter to apologize for my well meaning friend. She did not deserve that, and in fact really deserved nothing. We broke up, that was it.

But in your case .... Is hope for the broken leg followed by access to the crutch.

[Maclowery]

Do you think you're better than me? Oh, you didn't have to. It's written all over your face. Do you have any change on you?!

[Fat_Bulldog]

Do not insert into the anus. Just the crack.