The Toilet Seat
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Jocephus
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Re: The Toilet Seat
today is the first day students are back from break. i'd gotten used to the quiet campus for the couple weeks i've been back and gotten used to the relatively unused mens bathroom. of course by 10:30am someone had already left their fecal matter on the seat and strewn toilet paper all over the floor.
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stlouie_lipp
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Re: The Toilet Seat
you need to find a quiet spot off the beaten path (if you will excuse the expression).
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cardsfansince82
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Re: The Toilet Seat
Not sure if we're talking about the same thing, but there was a guy in my dorm that for months would take a dump basically directly on the seat every day until he somehow got caught. There was another guy at work recently that smeared the walls for awhile until he was caught and fired. I wonder if that is a specific mental illness. Anyway college kids are the worst. I saw more wtf stuff when I was in college than everywhere else combined.Jocephus wrote:today is the first day students are back from break. i'd gotten used to the quiet campus for the couple weeks i've been back and gotten used to the relatively unused mens bathroom. of course by 10:30am someone had already left their fecal matter on the seat and strewn toilet paper all over the floor.
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Maclowery
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Re: The Toilet Seat
I guess this is a relevant thread.
As a daily mass transit user in a filthy city, I face certain challenges. Especially when catching a late night subway home, as I do pretty much 6 nights a week.
Occasionally one innocently steps onto a subway car, only to instantly be assaulted with the most repugnant, nauseating smell I've ever known. ie, crackhead hobo who has most likely [expletive] himself or onto the subway floor, on top of his own horrific stench. Tonight I faced this trouble, and stalwartly opened the doors to the next car for the eight or so of us that had the bad luck of trying to board the wrong car. It's a weird sight to see. Busy subway platforms, all of the 15 or so cars of the train crowded, and one right in the middle completely empty except for a human cockroach, his bags, and his own filth, driving everyone else into the connecting cars.
I sat in the next subway car over, watching stop after stop, as people would sleepily get on the car of filth, gag, and run for the doors. I pity that poor man, if only because I'm not sure how he was able to breathe.
Enjoy your commute tomorrow morning, with your heated padded seats, GPS, radio, and only mild traffic to hassle you.
As a daily mass transit user in a filthy city, I face certain challenges. Especially when catching a late night subway home, as I do pretty much 6 nights a week.
Occasionally one innocently steps onto a subway car, only to instantly be assaulted with the most repugnant, nauseating smell I've ever known. ie, crackhead hobo who has most likely [expletive] himself or onto the subway floor, on top of his own horrific stench. Tonight I faced this trouble, and stalwartly opened the doors to the next car for the eight or so of us that had the bad luck of trying to board the wrong car. It's a weird sight to see. Busy subway platforms, all of the 15 or so cars of the train crowded, and one right in the middle completely empty except for a human cockroach, his bags, and his own filth, driving everyone else into the connecting cars.
I sat in the next subway car over, watching stop after stop, as people would sleepily get on the car of filth, gag, and run for the doors. I pity that poor man, if only because I'm not sure how he was able to breathe.
Enjoy your commute tomorrow morning, with your heated padded seats, GPS, radio, and only mild traffic to hassle you.