Pretzels in Black Stretch Pants

[cardsfansince82]

Well I know what to call them now, courtesy of my dirty old man coworker.

-You should have seen her! She was wearing them beaver pants and everything.
-Beaver pants?
-Yeah. Them tights pants that they wear that shows everybody their beaver.

[Hungary Jack]

Is that a pretzel in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

[cardsfansince82]

No comment.
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[Smith Corks One]

Just....thank you.

[ghostrunner]

Wow, you could waste a day following the links from that video.

[ilstu24]

That video is mesmerizing.

[lukethedrifter]

Funny, I considered a rant against black stretch pants for 99% of women over age 18.

For some reason they think it makes them skinnier. The 30 and 40 somethings I know, generally aren't overweight, but these things just don't look good on them. I'm not heavy, but you don't want to see me running around in a speedo.

I dunno, there are a lot of very fit women in our age group.

Oh, and maybe I do....

[Freed Roger]

Funny, I considered a rant against black stretch pants for 99% of women over age 18.

For some reason they think it makes them skinnier. The 30 and 40 somethings I know, generally aren't overweight, but these things just don't look good on them. I'm not heavy, but you don't want to see me running around in a speedo.

I dunno, there are a lot of very fit women in our age group.

Oh, and maybe I do....

Damn you for finding that comment.

[go birds]

Busted

[Freed Roger]

No comment.
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I keep thinking of the squandered opportunities to hire that hula hoop gal as entertainment for my kid's birthday party.