Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear

[jim]

Did it again tonight ... took a shower and just threw all of the clothes wherever. Got out ... which one is the clean underwear? Hmmmmm .... I wear colored underwear so no real markers so to speak. Only way you can tell for sure is the smell test, and I picked the wrong one tonight.

Hate when that happens.

[sighyoung]

[lukethedrifter]

Oh. So you're not wearing your wife's panties?

[wart57]

1st world problem?

[obucard]

Oh. So you're not wearing your wife's panties?

I admit that's what I thought this thread was about.

[Radbird]

You should've just posted this in the "Things I'd rather not know" thread

[jim]

I had an incident in the gym locker yesterday, I pulled my clean shirt out at there was a two big wet spots on it. It was a grey t-shirt and it showed pretty well. The guy next to me noticed it and I could see him kind of looking at me wondering what I was going to do. I studied it for a few seconds, couldn't figure out what it could possible be, and then did the only thing I know to do. Reluctantly I brought it to my nose for the smell test .. fearful of what this could be.

Coffee. I had a travel mug in there that I hadn't completely emptied and it spilled on the shirt. I felt I had to announce it to the guy, so I said "coffee" out loud.

I was so relieved.

[cardsfansince82]

Don't get soft on us, jim. You're supposed to throw that shirt on and walk around daring someone to say something.

[Jocephus]

At first, it's constrictive, but after awhile it becomes a part of you.

[jim]

Don't get soft on us, jim. You're supposed to throw that shirt on and walk around daring someone to say something.

It was wet and I thought it would not be a good idea to wear a wet shirt, even with a windbreaker style Cardinal jacket over in this weather. So I wore no shirt, just the jacket. Turns out that nylon windbreaker material gets REALLY cold when it's 35 degrees out. The wind would push that jacket material against my skin and it was cold as an ice compress.