RANT: The Pina Colada Song

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Having my baby, You're the woman I love and I love what it's doing to ya.
Having my baby, You're the woman I love and I love what's going through ya.

[Cronos]

I used to think maybe you loved me, now baby I'm sure
and I just can't wait for the day when you knock on my door

[sighyoung]

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

[Spider John]

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.

[jim]

You .. light up my life. You give me [expletive]. To Carry on.

[sighyoung]

My name is Cindy.
When we get married,
We're gonna have a baby or two.
We're gonna let them visit their grandma,
That's what we're gonna do.

[Socnorb11]

Girl you're a hot blooded woman, child,
and it's warm where you're touching me.
But I can tell by your tremblin' smile,
you're seeing way too much in me.
Girl don't let your life get tangled up with mine,
'cause I'll just leave you, I can't take no clinging vine.

[jim]

Young girl, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run, girl. You're much too young, girl

The pedophile song.

[Fat_Bulldog]

In the year 2525.....

[Radbird]

You .. light up my life. You give me [expletive]. To Carry on.

I could've done without that.