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Haiku

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Haiku are so neat
When you don't have much to say
It seems more profound
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Re: Haiku

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is really one syllable or two? same with haiku? I thought they were both two..

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this one counts to five
this one counts up to seven
this one counts to five

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I hate you all so
much. I hate you all so much.
Stab stab stab stab stab.

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where is painful fart
why oh why is he silent
does it hurt that bad?

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Trumpet blast and groan:
Ischemic colon sends forth
a bean-rose bouquet

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Re: Haiku

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This is a good thread
We have many who can phrase thoughts
Go Cards win this year

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Re: Haiku

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Just in case some one ever haiku [expletive] with you:

Shut the [expletive] up dick
I am smarter than you are
So go [expletive] yourself

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Re: Haiku

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N/m: Expletive is too many syllables.

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AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:N/m: Expletive is too many syllables.
Quite easily fixed:

[expletive] shut up.
I am smarter than you are.
[expletive] yourself.

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