RAVE: Canadians

[JackofDiamonds]

Today is the trade deadline in the NHL, and as such, there are several drinking games associated with the broadcast that airs from 8am-3pm.

James Duthie is on TSN and is the equivalent of a SportsCenter anchor. James Duthie knows that there are people playing drinking games based on what he says. James Duthie makes those people drink a lot.

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James Duthie heard about our game…


@tsnjamesduthie I’ll give you a shiny new toonie if you can work “upside,” “rental” and “cap crunch” into the same sentence today.

— Justin (@jtbourne) April 3, 2013

…and set out to kill:


@jtbourne be ready.two minutes. you will pay.

— james duthie (@tsnjamesduthie) April 3, 2013

Juuuust about every word he said in that send-off sentence is actionable.

[haiku4u]

cold, ice, and dry beer
people who always say aye
Canada I am

[thrill]

pour maple syrup
let it flow over your food
pizza poutine fish

[JackofDiamonds]

I'd have preferred limerick4u.

[heyzeus]

I'd have preferred limerick4u.

Registration is now open....

[JackofDiamonds]

Meh, I barely add anything under my current registration. I'd hate to outshine ... 7 years, holy [expletive], 7 years, with my first limerick post.

[heyzeus]

It's best not to think about what percentage of your life you've spent here. You don't want to live with that regret.

[JackofDiamonds]

Time I will... never... get back.