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Stepping in Dog Poop

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It still sucks just as bad as it did when you were a kid. Worse when you don't notice and now it's all over floor of your car.

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Worse when your dog steps in it and tracks it all over the house. Dizzy in her last few months wouldn't stay still while going and she just dropped a turd here and a turd there and one over there and then another over yonder and after a while you couldn't keep straight where she went. We kept missing them picking them up and she kept not noticing them and stepping in them.

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jim wrote:Worse when your dog steps in it and tracks it all over the house. Dizzy in her last few months wouldn't stay still while going and she just dropped a turd here and a turd there and one over there and then another over yonder and after a while you couldn't keep straight where she went. We kept missing them picking them up and she kept not noticing them and stepping in them.
I have a big furry great pyrenees that likes to poop and then roll in it before it hardens so that her fur is covered in poo.

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i remember one time when i was a teenager we were on a trip to KC i think...some shopping district and for the longest time i kept smelling crap and wondering where/why i was smelling it. after visiting several stores i realized it was on the bottom of my shoe. though i suppose i dont know if it was dog poop.

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I remember sliding through a big ole pile playing flashlight tag when I was about ten. I had dog crap from my ankles to my waist. Very traumatic.

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TheoSqua wrote:
jim wrote:Worse when your dog steps in it and tracks it all over the house. Dizzy in her last few months wouldn't stay still while going and she just dropped a turd here and a turd there and one over there and then another over yonder and after a while you couldn't keep straight where she went. We kept missing them picking them up and she kept not noticing them and stepping in them.
I have a big furry great pyrenees that likes to poop and then roll in it before it hardens so that her fur is covered in poo.
Yeah that wouldn't work for me.

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jim wrote:
TheoSqua wrote:
jim wrote:Worse when your dog steps in it and tracks it all over the house. Dizzy in her last few months wouldn't stay still while going and she just dropped a turd here and a turd there and one over there and then another over yonder and after a while you couldn't keep straight where she went. We kept missing them picking them up and she kept not noticing them and stepping in them.
I used to have a big furry great pyrenees that likes to poop and then roll in it before it hardens so that her fur is covered in poo.
Yeah that wouldn't work for me.

it would be ^

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My niece has a bulldog with some damn tail problem and they have to wipe it's ass every time it [expletive]. That wouldn't work for me either.

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We used to have a boxer that would lick up it's own poop and then try to come over and lick me. I don't think so.

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