Your Worst Nightmare

[IMADreamer]

Holy crap. I'd have the house on the market this afternoon.

[haltz]

That would be a badass tattoo, bro

[go birds]

My friend, who also lives in my neighborhood here in Austin, just posted this picture. It's what he found in his garage this morning.



Why yes, that is a rattlesnake next to a scorpion.

haha...before i scrolled down and saw confirmation i was like..

"is that a uhh "leans in closer to monitor"...that's not uhhh...is that a scorpion??....next to that rattlesnake"

[JackofDiamonds]

Ha, [expletive], is that a scorpion and a rattle... oh, yes it is. Huh.

Scorpions make me think of Fiat now.

[wart57]

My friend, who also lives in my neighborhood here in Austin, just posted this picture. It's what he found in his garage this morning.



Why yes, that is a rattlesnake next to a scorpion.

haha...before i scrolled down and saw confirmation i was like..

"is that a uhh "leans in closer to monitor"...that's not uhhh...is that a scorpion??....next to that rattlesnake"

The only thing that would make that worse is a clown sitting next to them...

[go birds]

My friend, who also lives in my neighborhood here in Austin, just posted this picture. It's what he found in his garage this morning.



Why yes, that is a rattlesnake next to a scorpion.

haha...before i scrolled down and saw confirmation i was like..

"is that a uhh "leans in closer to monitor"...that's not uhhh...is that a scorpion??....next to that rattlesnake"

The only thing that would make that worse is a clown sitting next to them...

mother of god.

[Jocephus]

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