The Sound of Eating

[cardsfansince82]

It's amazing to me that someone could be in a cubicle surrounded by people on all sides and be completely oblivious to how annoying it is to sit there and stuff your face all day. The person across from me has put away a huge bag of popcorn, a big bag of chips, slurped down a giant soda along with chewing every last piece of ice and is now slogging through a giant platter of nachos, all at their desk, all since 9 AM. This is an everyday occurrence. Can't do that on breaks because that's the time for personal phone calls, probably to talk about what's for dinner. Lunch break is for going to pick up food to eat at your desk instead of working. So basically you get double or triple the breaks I do plus twice as much for lunch all so I can have the honor of hearing you get fatter. Occasionally you will stop to tell me how you are tired all the time and need to lose some weight and have no money. No [expletive] sherlock. I would honestly rather they paid you to stay home since you don't do anything anyway.

[stlouie_lipp]

Epic bump.