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Canada sucks

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No culture, terrible weather, too expensive, bad food, police everywhere, horrible school boards, cold people who are hyper-sensitive, have people would rather be polite than honest, and are intolerant of any criticism of their country, flawed immigration industry with immigrants from every 3rd world country everywhere, predatory tv/phone companies that blatantly rip people off, lack of doctors, ridiculously expensive universities, no jobs for the educated, and a terrible welfare state where the only way you can get a job is through nepotism. Plus their Hockey team can go [expletive] themselves

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we've already got an im a victim thread!

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Search "jim hates canada and/or canadians" and just see how many hits you get.

I've been telling everyone this for years.

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God I love Canada. Rode my bicycle throughout BC and the Yukon one year then throughout the Maritimes the next. It was incredible. Fantastic people. There were places I couldn't buy a beer. Really helpful and considerate. Really beautiful place.

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Cut it out Luke. It helps jim to believe there is a worse place than Chicago.

.... Now back to my thoughts on morning rituals.

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Fifty-four forty or fight!

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Freed Roger wrote:Cut it out Luke. It helps jim to believe there is a worse place than Chicago.

.... Now back to my thoughts on morning rituals.
I would like to go to Canada just so I could crap on it. I wouldn't dig that boy scout hole or nothing like that either I tell ya'. Then I would come back to the good ol' Us of A.

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http://deadspin.com/the-haters-guide-to ... 1527872839

I didn't get a chance to read this on Friday so I'm going to do it now. I haven't even started the heard of the article and I'm already laughing about 'Why don't you go back to trading beaver pelts, you maple humpers?'

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Re: Canada sucks

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Their damn weather should go back home, too.

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