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Re: Neighborhood crime

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Good luck to those of you that can read a criminal's mind and know his motive. I hope you never have to put that knowledge to use.

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The new funny thing, is some of the home owners who seem to be fanning the flames so to speak, are now posting info about a "friends" Home alarm installation company.....

I could also see one of these people "accidentally" shooting his/her spouse because he/she thought he/she was an intruder...

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when i have the perp in my sights can i just shoot at will or do i need to wait until jesus gives me the ok? i mean im always hearing the voice of god and he tells me what to do but i just dont know if i'll have the time to wait for his approval.


ok. ive lost interest in the topic. good day.

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Jocephus wrote:when i have the perp in my sights can i just shoot at will or do i need to wait until jesus gives me the ok? i mean im always hearing the voice of god and he tells me what to do but i just dont know if i'll have the time to wait for his approval.


ok. ive lost interest in the topic. good day.
I think in Arizona, you have to find out if they are gay first, and then you can choose weather or not to shoot them, I think.

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haha.

sorry i dont mean to ruffle any feathers. it was a joke. and putting a winking face sometimes seems less genuine.


if someone enters my home they will find little to steal as im not much on "stuff". i have a bat and possibly would defend myself or i could be a coward. i have no idea. i may also die. i can accept that. i just really hate guns in general

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Jocephus wrote:haha.

sorry i dont mean to ruffle any feathers. it was a joke. and putting a winking face sometimes seems less genuine.


if someone enters my home they will find little to steal as im not much on "stuff". i have a bat and possibly would defend myself or i could be a coward. i have no idea. i may also die. i can accept that. i just really hate guns in general
If you just buy a gun you could have a totally false sense of security. Don't you love your cats enough to keep them safe from cat rapists?????

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thats true...they be raping cats all up in my neighborhood.

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I'd probably just ask them what they want and walk them through the house. It's all insured, don't break the [expletive] you're not taking please. Good luck fencing some tailored suits, some skis/golf clubs, a lot of books, and some half empty bottles of scotch.

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Jocephus wrote:if someone enters my home they will find little to steal as im not much on "stuff".
This is hubby and me. No laptop(s) only a desk top, a 200 lb. Sony Trinitron TV and no gadgets. He always says if anyone broke into our house they would laugh and leave us a donation!

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Re: Neighborhood crime

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yeah, for me, i have a 5+ year old flat screen tv, only 32", that aint in style anymore. an xbox 360 and a 2 year old laptop. and quite frankly sometimes i wonder if my life would be better without those things anyways haha

(dont get me wrong i dont *want* to get robbed)

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