Corny jokes
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Corny jokes
Do we have such a thread already?
If not, I'm going to throw one out there in honor of St. Patrick's Day:
Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?
If not, I'm going to throw one out there in honor of St. Patrick's Day:
Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?
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What do you call a Cubs player with a WS ring?
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Two fish are in a tank. What does fish #1 say to fish #2?
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My 3yr old told me this gem the other day.
Poopy: Daddy, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know cutie, why?
Poopy: 'Cause he had to poop!!! Hahhahahahhahhahhhahhahahhhahhhahahahahahahahah!!!!
Poopy: Daddy, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know cutie, why?
Poopy: 'Cause he had to poop!!! Hahhahahahhahhahhhahhahahhhahhhahahahahahahahah!!!!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
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This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"
He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"
(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)
He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"
(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)
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Guy walks into a bar.......second guy ducks!
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I had to give a 2 minute presentation a couple of weeks ago in front of a couple of hundred people. The joke actually had relevance because the word tissue was in my talk and had something to do with some software that my group wrote/maintains. I was the 32nd speaker out of 47, so you can imagine that people were nodding off/not paying attention by the time I got there. So I opened with this:
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Yeesh, jim. I would've walked out and headed over to Quick Trip for some taquitos.