Oh great, the L word

[Jocephus]

My wife watches The Bachelor, and every time one of the ladies cries (which is pretty much all the time), I explain it's probably because he tried to put it in the butt. She is not appreciative.

every time i see someone cry im now just going to assume someone tried to put it in the butt

[IMADreamer]

Why do the words of Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa come to my right now? "She won't [expletive] right for a week."

[JCShutout]

What the heck? Porn girl? I've got to come back to GRB more often. What now?


And yeah, been there. Just be honest, and don't say it back if you don't mean it. She may eventually hate you for not loving her, (my experience) but it will be better for you both in the long term.

[IMADreamer]

What the heck? Porn girl? I've got to come back to GRB more often. What now?


And yeah, been there. Just be honest, and don't say it back if you don't mean it. She may eventually hate you for not loving her, (my experience) but it will be better for you both in the long term.

To clue you in. My friends think I need to date someone. So after about six months of pushing I finally gave in and said ok what do you have. Well they have a girl who did porn. I've been seeing her for a few weeks. She's nice and all , I'm still not ready for a relationship. Things are getting complicated.

[docellis]

I once said "neat". that is a bad move.

[Michael]

This happened to me once. I said nothing, held a boombox above my head playing the song "U Can't Touch This" and did the running man out of the room.

[JCShutout]

The L word after a few weeks? Yikes.

[sighyoung]

The Troggs' "Wild Thing" comes to mind here.

[The Third Man]

So, what's her porn name?

[IMADreamer]

Nope. Not going there.