Fat_Bulldog wrote:Mother of god
RANT: Cheese
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It really didn't take long for marriage to ruin your life.
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Re: RANT: Cheese
Bacon fears cheese.
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Re: RANT: Cheese
Cheese sauce if my favorite.
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if it?Fat_Bulldog wrote:Cheese sauce if my favorite.
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If cheese sauce then cheese. QED
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At first I thought maybe he was confusing fromage and frottage again. But then I"m like, No. Both of those bring definite pleasure. So I'm chalking it up to a stroke, a hack, or spelling RAVE incorrectly.
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MrSaigon
Re: RANT: Cheese
American Cheese is why terrorists hate us. Cheez Whiz is also satanic. They abominate something sacred worse than pornography could ever hope to. Nacho is marginally acceptable--especially if drunk. Otherwise, you're dead wrong.
Perhaps the most stereotypical bad-Portland behavior I have is, even if I know the answer, whenever I go to a burger joint I ask what kind of cheese they use and if they say 'American' I say 'yuk.' I'm trying to affect change, but so far not much has happened. You're not just spitting in the face of God's most wonderful gift to man--the cheeseburger, you're ruining, at many of these places, quite a good burger. I'm going to step my response up to 'why not just ejaculate on it?'
The answer to most non-dessert questions in the kitchen is cheese, and/or garlic, and/or onions.
Perhaps the most stereotypical bad-Portland behavior I have is, even if I know the answer, whenever I go to a burger joint I ask what kind of cheese they use and if they say 'American' I say 'yuk.' I'm trying to affect change, but so far not much has happened. You're not just spitting in the face of God's most wonderful gift to man--the cheeseburger, you're ruining, at many of these places, quite a good burger. I'm going to step my response up to 'why not just ejaculate on it?'
The answer to most non-dessert questions in the kitchen is cheese, and/or garlic, and/or onions.
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So you're okay with Provel then?JL21 wrote:Unless we're talking about fumunda cheese, I fundamentally disagree with this thread to its very core.