Squirrels

[lukethedrifter]

First they ate ALL the tomatoes. Now it's the Rose of Sharon flowers.

[Jocephus]

Estelle Costanza: Latvian Orthodox? Why are you doing this?
George Costanza: For a woman.
Frank Costanza: A woman? What are you out of your mind?
Estelle Costanza: Why can't you do anything like a normal person?
Frank Costanza: Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

[Numbers]

Those thugs ate all my pomegranates off the tree as well.

[stlouie_lipp]

What about squirrels of the rallying variety?

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

This morning, AW jr and I went for a walk. We were watching birds at a bird feeder in our neighbors yard. About 20-30 feet overhead there was a squirrel orgy going on. All sorts of [expletive] or fighting. I looked up right in time to see one get knocked off the limb and fall towards earth.

As he fell, I had to grab AW jr for fear this flying squirrel was going to land on his head. As I picked him up and moved away, this squirrel lands like 2' from us. I looked at him and was like..."Do you even know how to have sex wihtout falling out of the tree? Dumbass!"

He stares at us for like 5 seconds, obviously stunned from that cunning put down, and then runs off back into the squirrel orgy.

[go birds]

looooooooooooool

[Freed Roger]

Big Galoot can be rented.

[lukethedrifter]

Can he climb trees?

[Freed Roger]

Can he climb trees?

He wishes. He still tries (walks and stalks), but his squirrel catching days are dwindling.

When he was in his prime, there was a squirrel cavorting in our yard. A young Little Freedette opened the back door and he flew out, caught the squirrel - and was just a about to shake the life out of it - until I stopped the Galoot and he dropped the squirrel. Stunned squirrel managed about 7 feet up a tree trunk and sat there for half hour in state of shock, while the Galoot stared at it the entire time until I forced him inside.

Later that day at the park next door, a small child was pretty interested in a zombie state squirrel - "Mommy, this squirrel is friendly!"

Back to the tomatos - at what stage of tomatodom, did the squirrels destroy it? Mine is starting to blossom but no tomatos yet, and I still need to bolster defenses. Did you use anything?

[KyCardinalFan]

This morning, AW jr and I went for a walk. We were watching birds at a bird feeder in our neighbors yard. About 20-30 feet overhead there was a squirrel orgy going on. All sorts of [expletive] or fighting. I looked up right in time to see one get knocked off the limb and fall towards earth.

As he fell, I had to grab AW jr for fear this flying squirrel was going to land on his head. As I picked him up and moved away, this squirrel lands like 2' from us. I looked at him and was like..."Do you even know how to have sex wihtout falling out of the tree? Dumbass!"

He stares at us for like 5 seconds, obviously stunned from that cunning put down, and then runs off back into the squirrel orgy.

And then the questions from AW jr started.

Kids learn this stuff younger and younger...