Open letter to the Cardinals fans that I hate...

[sighyoung]

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[Lesson]

This thread brings out a rare Lesson post.

the rarely seen slow punch makes a return

I do a lot of lurking now without logging in. I've attempted to learn more about advanced stats through reading posts here. Additionally, my life has become more busy now than it was 4 years ago.

I'll just watch gladiator movies in Turkish prisons in order to make up for my disappearance.

[heyzeus]

This thread brings out a rare Lesson post.

the rarely seen slow punch makes a return

I do a lot of lurking now without logging in. I've attempted to learn more about advanced stats through reading posts here. Additionally, my life has become more busy now than it was 4 years ago.

I'll just watch gladiator movies in Turkish prisons in order to make up for my disappearance.

What are you doing now? Also, can you send me some Imo's? Thanks.

[sighyoung]

This thread brings out a rare Lesson post.

the rarely seen slow punch makes a return

I do a lot of lurking now without logging in. I've attempted to learn more about advanced stats through reading posts here. Additionally, my life has become more busy now than it was 4 years ago.

I'll just watch gladiator movies in Turkish prisons in order to make up for my disappearance.

What are you doing now? Also, can you send me some Imo's? Thanks.

The USPS prohibits the mailing of hazardous waste materials.

[sighyoung]

A clarification, if a subtle one, is in order: some of us are connoisseurs of kicking other teams' butts--figuratively speaking, as it were. Mind you, I wouldn't expect Rockies fans--swillers of that disgusting cockwash known as Coors beer--or even those in the general vicinity (except, perhaps, one born outside it such as Radbird) to appreciate the finer features of a sound thrashing, to discriminate the aroma of an opponent's jockstrap flooding with urine, to detect notes of flop sweat mixed with panic-induced diarrhea, or even to have the finely trained ears of a classical violinist to hear an opponent's pupils dilate in awe and horror, as if Norman Bates' knife were slicing and stabbing away in a Bernard Herrmann-scored orgy of orgasmic bloodletting, culminating in the victim's blood gurgling down the drain.

Ah, it is not whining, friend, to complain of the 2014 Cardinals--it is Schoenbergian sprechstimme, both song and speech allied to extend the range of expression to voice disappointment. Let Rockies fans have their Funyuns. There are expectations born of training and taste, and we await to have our palates awakened by mead truly brewed for the gods.

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Very nice

[Radbird]

Someday, when "The writings of sighyoung" is published, I will be immortalized.

[thrill]

A clarification, if a subtle one, is in order: some of us are connoisseurs of kicking other teams' butts--figuratively speaking, as it were. Mind you, I wouldn't expect Rockies fans--swillers of that disgusting cockwash known as Coors beer--or even those in the general vicinity (except, perhaps, one born outside it such as Radbird) to appreciate the finer features of a sound thrashing, to discriminate the aroma of an opponent's jockstrap flooding with urine, to detect notes of flop sweat mixed with panic-induced diarrhea, or even to have the finely trained ears of a classical violinist to hear an opponent's pupils dilate in awe and horror, as if Norman Bates' knife were slicing and stabbing away in a Bernard Herrmann-scored orgy of orgamic bloodletting, culminating in the victims' blood gurgling down the drain.

Ah, it is not whining, friend, to complain of the 2014 Cardinals--it is Schoenbergian sprechstimme, both song and speech allied to extend the range of expression to voice disappointment. Let Rockies fans have their Funyuns. There are expectations born of training and taste, and we await to have our palates awakened by mead truly brewed for the gods.

Garçon, I'll have the steak au poivre, with a side of uncompromising expectations for baseball excellence.

[go birds]

wish we could like posts here