My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old

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My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old

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Not sure if rant/rave because I find this entire situation so bizarre.

Apparently she got to talking to one of her neighbors who has an 18 year old daughter with a series of bad decisions as ex-boyfriends (including one she actually had to take out a restraining order against), and the two decided they should play matchmaker with me, a 25 year old, as their mark.

Um.

Beyond the obvious weirdness of my own mom trying to get me some, an 18 year old girl (granted soon to be 19) seems juuuust a tad pervy. She's attractive, I'll admit.

But what the hell?

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More concerned about the ex-boyfriend(s) than the age. 7 years is nothing.

I guess order of concerns:

1. Exes
2. Tendency to date those types
3. Mom arranged it



4. Age

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Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old

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Is it possible that you could be The Third Man she has "known"? This could be your destiny.

But yeah, moms playing matchmaker is good reason to ask "what the hell?"

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Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old

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What does the 18 year old look like?

What do the moms look like?

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A coworker tried to set me up with her 19 yr old daughter recently.

-Uhhhh, you realize I'm 31 right?
-Yes
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I've seen this movie before I think.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:What does the 18 year old look like?
She's cute. And redheaded, with I'm totally down with.

Don't know what her mom looks like. Won't share what mine looks like.

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Cute and redheaded.

You know what to do.

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I can confirm third man's mom is hot.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:Cute and redheaded.

You know what to do.
Fat_Bulldog, the id of GRB.

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