My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old

sighyoung · Post by **sighyoung** » July 30 14, 6:09 pm

But be careful, because the mom may turn out to be like Ma Kettle or Mammy Yokum. They hook up earlier than 18 in Dogpatch.

go birds · Post by **go birds** » July 31 14, 9:19 am

cardsfansince82 wrote:A coworker tried to set me up with her 19 yr old daughter recently.

-Uhhhh, you realize I'm 31 right?
-Yes
-.......

.............well?

lukethedrifter · Post by **lukethedrifter** » July 31 14, 10:21 am

I keep checking in and keep getting nada.

Post by **heyzeus** » July 31 14, 10:24 am

There's a lot in this for her too. You can introduce her to your more intellectually advanced music, movies, and genitalia.

Jocephus · Post by **Jocephus** » July 31 14, 10:25 am

and take her to porno conventions

go birds · Post by **go birds** » July 31 14, 10:33 am

and help her with her film class homework

The Third Man · Post by **The Third Man** » July 31 14, 2:31 pm

I told her, "If you two wanna give this a shot, go for it," so I'm waiting to hear back.

JCShutout · Post by **JCShutout** » July 31 14, 3:03 pm

If you think its weird for some reason, you're going to find a way to feel weird about it later.

That said, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Jocephus · Post by **Jocephus** » July 31 14, 3:04 pm

sex can wait, masturbate

lukethedrifter · Post by **lukethedrifter** » July 31 14, 3:37 pm

The Third Man wrote:I told her, "If you two wanna give this a shot, go for it," so I'm waiting to hear back.

You two? Is this a mother-daughter threesome?

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