Inconsiderate, Entitled Yuppie Couple

[Gashouse]

We took a baby to a game recently and sat in the family section. We had a little fussing, but all in all he did great. Another baby across the aisle...do not do so well. But it was the family section, so if there's a place to sit with a baby, that's the one. Even so, know your kid and if you really think they will be able to handle the situation and the possible disruption to their nap schedule because the family section doesn't allow beer that both you and the people around you need if the kid is wailing for half the game.

[lukethedrifter]

Babies are portable. It's when they get a bit older that they really cramp your style.

[ZigZagCardsFan]

Took my 1-year old daughter to her first Cardinals game on Tuesday. It went surprisingly well. She actually sat on my lap for the first two innings, which she never wants to sit for very long anymore as she much prefers to stand holding onto stuff. Spent the next 4 innings switching between me, my wife, and our friends but didn't put up much of a fuss.

Only made it through the 6th but it was far more than I expected.

Best of all, I didn't sling [expletive] all over the people sitting next to me. Though there was an obnoxious Reds fan that made me want to.

[JCShutout]

I think some parents think everyone loves looking at their baby. We are only able to pretend to care for a minute or two.

FTFY

Sorry dudes but there is nothing interesting about your baby. I'm glad you people breed and all, because I don't want to, but I want civilization to continue and stuff... but babies are one of the least interesting nouns ever.