My kid is a genius

[haltz]

I'm looking forward to reading this thread and hearing about everyone's kids.

Sorry, you have to have a paid subscription to my newsletter to hear about my kids.

I keep sending you money. At this point I'm beginning to think that there isn't a newsletter.

[heyzeus]

It's coming out next month. We've had some labor union problems on the production side.

[lukethedrifter]

My kid is kinda smart.

[TimeForGuinness]

I have two kiddos...you know what makes me happy about them? That they're kids...they're sometimes smart, they're sometimes dumb, they're always curious, and they are always looking to have fun...and eat candy.

They keep me young.

I cherish being able to expose them to new ideas and concepts, and hopefully provide enough rudder so they can grow into wonderful people...but not too much rudder that they can't have their own life, or that it seems like I'm living through my child.

It's a wild ride, though, and I'm digging every minute of it.

No worries, I don't bring up my kiddos or what they're doing unless you ask...if you do, I'll keep it short and hopefully comical.

[sighyoung]

My kids can breathe with their mouths.

[TimeForGuinness]

My kids can breathe with their mouths.

I'm pretty sure your kids are damn smart.

[Sutter'sBeard]

My 6 year old son has poops the size of a loaf of bread. Plunging is a daily occurrence in my house.

[cardsfantx]

lol my 7 year old is the same way...

the first time i got onto her for using to much toilet paper, but she yelled at me that she didn't even use any yet. she just flushed the poop and was going to use the tp after.

you clogged the toilet with just poop? "Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing."

[lukethedrifter]

sounds like a couple of future GRBers to me

[wart57]

My kids are just like their mother, they know everything, just ask them. Daddy knows nothing, just ask them...but you guys already knew that.