Corporate Speak
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A lot of those are common idioms. You hear them everyday. I don't have a problem with them.Radbird wrote:I think we've covered most of these.
Please Stop Saying These 25 Ridiculous Phrases at Work
Its the 'paradigm shifts', 'collaboration opportunities', 'actualization', etc BS that you know came out of the last high priced consultant management met with that I can do without.
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Re: Corporate Speak
if it's NOT a "normal" word/phrase/saying that you'd use outside of work/hanging out with your friends, it shouldn't be used at work.
if it IS a "normal" word/phrase/saying that you'd use outside of work/hanging out with your friends, i'd probably hate you.
if it IS a "normal" word/phrase/saying that you'd use outside of work/hanging out with your friends, i'd probably hate you.
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Re: Corporate Speak
Have I got a "Value Stream" for you
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Re: Corporate Speak
I'll cop to using six of those, and really only feel guilty about one or two. I'd want to shave my nuts with a cheese grater if I said the other 19, though.Radbird wrote:I think we've covered most of these.
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Re: Corporate Speak
at the end of the day?
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Let's be honest, why isn't that on there?cardsfantx wrote:at the end of the day?
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It is a Lean listJoe Shlabotnik wrote:Let's be honest, why isn't that on there?cardsfantx wrote:at the end of the day?
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Re: Corporate Speak
Wait a minute, people don't like to talk about elephants in the room? I always imagine the mammoth pile of [expletive] in the middle of the room that the elephant deposited there for our perusal. The pile is too big to circumvent in any fashion, so you have to deal with it. It is a glorious thought.
- Radbird
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Re: Corporate Speak
I've been on hold for 20 minutes waiting for a "customer experience representative" to be right with me.
