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A feeling that's way too satisfying: when you're eating a box of Dots and the candy gets all stuck together, so you hit the bottom of it and they all come cascading down.

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I'm trying to figure out why christians could possibly think they are owed a nativity scene on their overpriced coffee cup.

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cardsfansince82 wrote:I'm trying to figure out why christians could possibly think they are owed a nativity scene on their overpriced coffee cup.
Last year's design was just some lines. The year before that was snowflakes... neither of those are exclusively Christmas. But a solid red cup... now you're just a blasphemer!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/gargoyle ... yray95nA1P

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MrCrowesGarden wrote:
cardsfansince82 wrote:I'm trying to figure out why christians could possibly think they are owed a nativity scene on their overpriced coffee cup.
Last year's design was just some lines. The year before that was snowflakes... neither of those are exclusively Christmas. But a solid red cup... now you're just a blasphemer!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/gargoyle ... yray95nA1P
I am all over this with my wife. She is upset by this, but to me, it sin't a big deal.

But the big holier than thou Christians, driving their BMW's and Escalade's will throw a fit about the that red cup and the war on Christmas, and then walk right past the Salvation Army bell ringer without even thinking about donating.

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Would we rather have a giant cross or portrait of Jesus on the paper cup that we're going to throw away in five minutes?

I guess it's easy to be outraged if your biggest desire is to return to a status quo ante that never existed in the first place.

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I've decided that the green light bulb on the porch to support veterans is all just a ploy by the light bulb cartel to sell more light bulbs. They probably had a production error and produced too many green bulbs and needed a way to get rid of them.

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Starbucks needs to create a safe space for their Christianity.

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Right now the Coffee Bean is scrambling to put a multi-panel cartoon of the christmas story onto their cups asap. Get some of that christian pandering money.

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Now I'm ticked. Just got back from my weed dispensary. They took "Jah bless" off my favorite line of THC strips package. The war on god has gone too far.

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thrill wrote:Now I'm ticked. Just got back from my weed dispensary. They took "Jah bless" off my favorite line of THC strips package. The war on god has gone too far.
Wait, I thought weed users never got upset....

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