Fantasy Football championship game
- wart57
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Fantasy Football championship game
I was in the championship of my Fantasy football league.
Barring any official scoring changes. My Warthogs will lose to Caitlyn Jenner's Dick by the score of 237.74 to 237.63.
I really have no words to describe my feelings. Winner gets $300, runner up gets $150. If we had real money on it, but since it is illegal in Az.....
Barring any official scoring changes. My Warthogs will lose to Caitlyn Jenner's Dick by the score of 237.74 to 237.63.
I really have no words to describe my feelings. Winner gets $300, runner up gets $150. If we had real money on it, but since it is illegal in Az.....
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jim
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Re: Fantasy Football championship game
If I lost like that to that team and wanted to describe my feelings, I'd probably say something like "Winner gets $300, runner up gets $150".wart57 wrote:I was in the championship of my Fantasy football league.
Barring any official scoring changes. My Warthogs will lose to Caitlyn Jenner's Dick by the score of 237.74 to 237.63.
I really have no words to describe my feelings. Winner gets $300, runner up gets $150. If we had real money on it, but since it is illegal in Az.....
That would sum it pretty well.
- wart57
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Re: Fantasy Football championship game
How about : "It [expletive] sucks [expletive] donkey [expletive] balls! [expletive]! [expletive]ty [expletive] [expletive]!jim wrote:If I lost like that to that team and wanted to describe my feelings, I'd probably say something like "Winner gets $300, runner up gets $150".wart57 wrote:I was in the championship of my Fantasy football league.
Barring any official scoring changes. My Warthogs will lose to Caitlyn Jenner's Dick by the score of 237.74 to 237.63.
I really have no words to describe my feelings. Winner gets $300, runner up gets $150. If we had real money on it, but since it is illegal in Az.....
That would sum it pretty well.
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jim
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Re: Fantasy Football championship game
I say potato you say potahto. Or do you say potato too?wart57 wrote:How about : "It [expletive] sucks [expletive] donkey [expletive] balls! [expletive]! [expletive]ty [expletive] [expletive]!jim wrote:If I lost like that to that team and wanted to describe my feelings, I'd probably say something like "Winner gets $300, runner up gets $150".wart57 wrote:I was in the championship of my Fantasy football league.
Barring any official scoring changes. My Warthogs will lose to Caitlyn Jenner's Dick by the score of 237.74 to 237.63.
I really have no words to describe my feelings. Winner gets $300, runner up gets $150. If we had real money on it, but since it is illegal in Az.....
That would sum it pretty well.
$300 could have gotten you:
Instead you can get a nice Chinese version with the bird that looks like rally squirrel.
- wart57
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Re: Fantasy Football championship game
When you have 4 daughters under 10, and are a 1 income family, an extra $150 can go a long way....

- Radbird
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Re: Fantasy Football championship game
Is this guy Caitlyn Jenner's Dick?


- wart57
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Re: Fantasy Football championship game
Most likely.Radbird wrote:Is this guy Caitlyn Jenner's Dick?
- wart57
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Re: Fantasy Football championship game
Finals in, I lost buy 0.11 point.
Wow, so [expletive] close.
0.11.
Wow, so [expletive] close.
0.11.
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Re: Fantasy Football championship game
I almost had a meltdown on Monday Night. In the championship, my Inglorious Bradfords were 20 point underdogs to a dude who pretty much whooped everyone in regular season play. He rejected my offer for a 150-50 split before the final game (I would have too if I was 20 points favorite).
By some miracle, I went into the MNF with a 20 point lead - all my players done playing and he had AJ Green playing on MNF.
No biggie, he racks up 18 points by 2nd quarter and I felt like someone kicked me in the balls.
3rd & 4tn quarter, the Bengals dont throw to AJ...the whole 4th quarter felt like 10 damn years long....so, the Broncos go for the game winning kick and the dumbass kicker misses the kick. OVERTIME...still time for AJ to make a reception and game would be over..I think drank about 7-8 beers between q4 and OT...Anyways, Broncos won on a snap fumble and I never earned a $200 that hard.
Feel your pain, Wart.
By some miracle, I went into the MNF with a 20 point lead - all my players done playing and he had AJ Green playing on MNF.
No biggie, he racks up 18 points by 2nd quarter and I felt like someone kicked me in the balls.
3rd & 4tn quarter, the Bengals dont throw to AJ...the whole 4th quarter felt like 10 damn years long....so, the Broncos go for the game winning kick and the dumbass kicker misses the kick. OVERTIME...still time for AJ to make a reception and game would be over..I think drank about 7-8 beers between q4 and OT...Anyways, Broncos won on a snap fumble and I never earned a $200 that hard.
Feel your pain, Wart.



