Random musings
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Jocephus
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Re: Random musings
i think thats the one i get!
- IMADreamer
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Major case of the [expletive] its today.
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cardsfantx
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not to mention, the [expletive] gets molded after like a day and a half. seriously, i'll make 2 sandwiches and go to make a 3rd and find mold on the bread.heyzeus wrote:The more expensive the loaf of bread, the [expletive] it tastes. A $2 loaf of honey wheat from the store tastes pretty great. But you get this $6 a loaf specialty-store bread that taste like the contents of a [expletive] bird feeder, all loaded with whole oats and seeds and tasting like a literal stalk of wheat. Unprocessed my ass. Give me back my processed, bad for you bread.
now, on the other side of this, is store brand white bread...i've had some of that [expletive] that got left/put under some stuff and find it like 3 months later, and there's not a spot of mold on it and it's as soft as the day you bought it...something ain't right with that either...
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lol good bread rant...bread is the one thing i dont feel guilty about with regards to preservatives because ive been in a pinch a few times and had to buy the local mom and pops (smaller version of whole foods) stores bread. These days i get visibly angry when i have to buy it.
It tastes like sh!t; it crumbles when you pick it up/build your sando; and the [expletive] slices are so goddamn uneven.
oh and it's like $6 for a loaf.
look, i dont mind supporting local and as new age as it sounds i dont mind the least amount of preservatives as possible but jesus christ [expletive] this bread. give me all the unheathly sh!t you can possibly pack in a loaf of whole wheat bread and it's one less thing i have to stress over in my life.
It tastes like sh!t; it crumbles when you pick it up/build your sando; and the [expletive] slices are so goddamn uneven.
oh and it's like $6 for a loaf.
look, i dont mind supporting local and as new age as it sounds i dont mind the least amount of preservatives as possible but jesus christ [expletive] this bread. give me all the unheathly sh!t you can possibly pack in a loaf of whole wheat bread and it's one less thing i have to stress over in my life.
- wart57
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Re: Random musings
I have had stowaways in my work bag the last 2 days....


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AWvsCBsteeeerike3
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Just found out a lady that was just hired as an administrative assistant is a former teacher. She's a former teacher because she had sex with one of her students. After getting out of jail, she's no longer allowed to teach...or own a handgun.
She's really nice and does great work. It was really weird finding that out. Huh.
She's really nice and does great work. It was really weird finding that out. Huh.
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Jocephus
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obligatory is she hot?
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AWvsCBsteeeerike3
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She wouldn't have had any problem finding a boyfriend her age had she wanted to....she has a girlfriend now, though, I don't know how hot her girlfriend is.Jocephus wrote:obligatory is she hot?
- IMADreamer
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My Dad is having heart valve replacement surgery tomorrow. It's something we've known was going to happen since April but I'm still not ready for it to happen. I hate thinking this way but if it goes poorly my life is very different.
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My dad had the same surgery two weeks ago. No problems at all, until the pneumonia set in. He's home now, but it was touch and go for a couple days there.IMADreamer wrote:My Dad is having heart valve replacement surgery tomorrow. It's something we've known was going to happen since April but I'm still not ready for it to happen. I hate thinking this way but if it goes poorly my life is very different.



