2016 Election Thread (My God Kill Me Now)

[sighyoung]

Just went off on some Black Lives Matter protesters.

He didn't really say anything we didn't already know about his defense of the crime bill that he passed. Said that gang members were killing the people whose lives you say matter and that African lives matter too. Gave them the ol' Clinton stern finger. But when your campaign so actively tries to twist identity politics to your advantage it's kind of ridiculous when statements like that get a pass.

edit: some full quotes

“Here’s the thing. I like protestors, but the ones that won’t let you answer are afraid of the truth.”
“Hillary spent her time trying to get healthcare for poor kids—and who were they? Their lives matter.”
“I don’t know how you would characterize the gang leaders who got 13-year-old kids hopped up on crack and sent them out into the street to murder other African American children. Maybe you thought they were good citizens—she didn’t.”
“You are defending the people who killed the lives you say matter. Tell the truth.”
“The reason they know it’s true is [the protestors] won’t hush. When somebody won’t hush and listen to you, that ain’t democracy. They’re afraid of the truth. Don’t you be afraid of the truth.”
“I’ll tell you another story about a place where black lives matter: Africa.”

Bill Clinton's trying to relive his Sister Souljah moment. What's neat is you can even look up "Sister Souljah Moment" on Wikipedia.

[MrSaigon]

But how big is Donald Trump's penis? We wander around ay from the issues. Maddens me.

[jim]

I don't know saigon but Donald Trump is a jerk face. He is a real jerk. Jerk off is what he is.

[Schlich]

Bernie Sanders Says He Will ‘Certainly Support’ Hillary Clinton If She’s The Democratic Nominee

“Sure I will,” he said, when pressed by CBS News’ Charlie Rose in an interview. “Look, as I said a million times, I think the idea of a Donald Trump or a Ted Cruz presidency would be an unmitigated disaster for this country. I will do everything in my power and work as hard as I can to make sure that that does not happen. And if Secretary Clinton is the nominee, I will certainly support her.”

[go birds]

Bernie Sanders may be just as insufferable as Donald Trump

[Radbird]

But how big is Donald Trump's penis? We wander around ay from the issues. Maddens me.

Before or after the procedure?

[New Pagodi]

i [expletive] hate trident

Retiarius. My favorite gladiator.

[jim]

Bernie Sanders may be just as insufferable as Donald Trump

Bernie Sanders is a jerk. He is a real jerk wad.

[TimeForGuinness]

I just want to give attention to thrills new username...it's the best.

[haltz]