Random musings

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Shaking like a dog [expletive] peach seeds

[jim]

- If the queen had balls she'd be king.
- Bass ackwards
- Sweating like a whore in church
- Happy as a pig in [expletive].
- LIke stink on poop. eg: I'd be all over her like stink on poop. Even better, go up to a cute girl in a bar, and tell her "He baby I'd be all over you like stink on poop". They can't resist that.
- Weirder than a 3 dollar bill. But he didn't say weirder. The real word might get me in trouble.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

All over it like white on rice

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Tighter than a nuns ninny

[jim]

- Does a bear [expletive] in the woods?

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Squealing (or bleeding) like a stuck hog (or pig).

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Guilty as a saint/sin

[Radbird]

This is like trying to nail jello to the wall.

The only warm feeling I'm getting here is the one that's running down my leg.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

You make a better door than window

[heyzeus]

Another popular Texas one is to say someone in bad shape, like say the blues tonight, "got rode hard and put in wet."