Random musings

[JL21]

Tighter than a nuns ninny

I like this one. I've heard the same with "frog's [expletive]".

[go birds]

Another popular Texas one is to say someone in bad shape, like say the blues tonight, "got rode hard and put in wet."

damn came here to post this one

[lukethedrifter]

Another popular Texas one is to say someone in bad shape, like say the blues tonight, "got rode hard and put in wet."

"like the man said ..."

[Jocephus]

[MrSaigon]

Why was there a guy carrying a healthy looking, adult black lab at the park? That was weird.

[go birds]

"im smellin what youre steppin in"

[Fat_Bulldog]

He looks like he smells like pee.

[Radbird]

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

[Jocephus]

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

rangers new stadium thread?

[jim]

- "High brow" was a favorite of my Dad's when referring to classical music, or fine dining, etc... He likes to listen to that high brow music. He likes to eat at them high brow joints. He drinks that high brow beer (not Budweiser or PBR).

- Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while

- Broken clock is right twice a day.

- No hill for a climber.

- Four paws up (something died).

- He don't know [expletive] from shinola