Garbage on Facebook

[Jocephus]

i liked facebook back when you could only sign up with an .edu

yep...and all that was shared were collegehumor links

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Angry white guys say the darndest things! So CUTE!

Oh man Trump's old butler is on Facebook and he's a level 99

On Facebook, Trump's Longtime Butler Calls for Obama to Be Killed

To all my friends on FB, just a short note to you on our pus headed "president" !!!! This character who I refer to as zero (0) should have been taken out by our military and shot as an enemy agent in his first term !!!!! Instead he still remains in office doing every thing he can to gut the America we all know and love !!!!! Now comes Donald J Trump to put an end to the corruption in government !!!! The so called elite, who are nothing but common dog turds from your front lawn are shaking in their boots because there is a new Sheriff coming to town, and the end to their corruption of the American people (YOU) is at hand !!!! I cannot believe that a common murder is even allowed to run (killery clinton) OR that a commie like bernie is a also allowed to also run !!!! Come on America put your big boy pants on---this election you have a choice---GET YOUR ASS OUT AND VOTE !!!! Thank you !!!!

[tlombard]

Apparently some crazy person was offended by a my replies to a friend last week and went full looney tunes on me this afternoon. The friend made a snarky comment to me so I replied with a picture of a bunch of cats with the caption going something like "Fred, are you sure about this? Yes I'm sure. There's a 40 year old unmarried woman living over here. She'll treat us like gods." I also told the friend that was her future. So then crazy person comes back with this:

"I know with real "wieners" uh, I mean "winners" like you - it makes me glad I'm single!
Cheap [expletive] shot - I'm single too - and white trash like you makes me happy to be single.
Oh yeah, moron! She's not even close to 40....but I am and I guarantee I pay more in taxes in month than your [expletive] ass makes in a year."

Really? Sadly I have taken the high road and ignored it. I was very tempted to reply to the person and ask her if she's called 911 from any police stations lately. She is a former alcoholic who apparently woke up after being blackout drunk and had no idea where she was so she noticed a phone and called 911 thinking she'd been kidnapped. She requested police assistance and said she didn't know where she was but thinks she was kidnapped. 911 operator was all confused and pointed out that she was calling from a police station. She had no idea she'd even been arrested the night before.

[pioneer98]

There's an acquaintance on Facebook that is a cocky finance guy who lives in the city that was just named the wealthiest city in the Midwest (you can probably guess which one). Probably 60% of his posts are about how terrible Illinois politics are, how the Illinois pension problems are going to bankrupt everyone, how Illinois taxes are way too high, about how Chicago schoolteachers make way too much money, about Rahm and Madigan and on and on and on. Then another 20% are posts about national issues like college kids complaining about the expense of college, Bernie, Obama, Hillary, etc. The last 20% is pictures of his kids.

Don't get me wrong, there is PLENTY of room for criticizing Illinois politics, and politics in general. It's just that it is always about money issues. The constant whining about taxes and money is so grating coming from a guy who is so well off. He's better off than almost anyone I know that's my age, yet he complains about taxes and money more than anyone I know. He lives in a bubble.

[Molly]

31 pages so I'm sure it's been covered but am I a [expletive] for not typing "Amen?"

[heyzeus]

This is the most "dad on facebook" meme I've ever seen. Posted, of course, by my dad, today, on facebook.

[wart57]

This is the most "dad on facebook" meme I've ever seen. Posted, of course, by my dad, today, on facebook.

I wonder why and when this custom started... I guess I should google it....

[wart57]

I found something on Facebook that isn't garbage!

[cardinalkarp]

I can't pinpoint why, but I just can't seem to get myself to like the Cards/Blues logo mixture.

[Tambourine Man]

This is the most "dad on facebook" meme I've ever seen. Posted, of course, by my dad, today, on facebook.

It's evolved. My mom is a master of uninformed hate on FB. While this isn't hate, it's certainly uninformed.