"not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

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Has this not been covered already? Kolten is making "your mom" jokes to haters on Twitter. Well, that or Tommy Pham is running his Twitter these days.

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Hoot45 wrote:Has this not been covered already? Kolten is making "your mom" jokes to haters on Twitter. Well, that or Tommy Pham is running his Twitter these days.
LOL @ the "Boom". Is Kolten Wong a frat boy?

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Magneto2.0 wrote: Jake cut the beard
Holy [expletive], that doesn't even look like the same person

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Looked better with the beard.

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Arrieta's wife is a fox.

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ZigZagCardsFan wrote:Arrieta's wife is a fox.
You know I thought about that particular perk (foxes being attracted to you) when I was trying to decide between writing software or being a pro athlete. To me, the constant travel and putting up with the media just wasn't going to be worth it. Life is full of hard choices.

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Oscar Taveras died three years ago today. Carlos has some pictures posted on his Instagram. Go back a couple weeks and he has a #tbt gallery of selfies he took of himself with different hairstyles, lying in different positions, showing off his clothes and a picture of his Corvette. He's simply the best.
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Farewell Friends wrote:Oscar Martinez died three years ago today. Carlos has some pictures posted on his Instagram. Go back a couple weeks and he has a #tbt gallery of selfies he took of himself with different hairstyles, lying in different positions, showing off his clothes and a picture of his Corvette. He's simply the best.
Carlos as in Carlos Taveras? :wink:

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:oops:

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The Braves asked the Royals for permission to interview Dayton Moore for their general manager job, and the Royals owner denied.

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