"not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

[thrill]

The year is 2040. The world is burning as the second robot war wages. The enemy gathers strength in it's capitol, Ballpark Village, Missouri, as the forces of man rally across the river for one final assault on their robot overlords.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Anaheim of the Los Angeles District, Albert Pujols' contract is just coming to an end.

lmao

Cyborg Pujols is totally worth his AAV tho.

[TimeForGuinness]

The year is 2040. The world is burning as the second robot war wages. The enemy gathers strength in it's capitol, Ballpark Village, Missouri, as the forces of man rally across the river for one final assault on their robot overlords.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Anaheim of the Los Angeles District, Albert Pujols' contract is just coming to an end.

...while in NYC, Cyborg Bobby Bonilla is still cashing paychecks from the Mets.

[ZigZagCardsFan]

I, for one, welcome our new payroll-flexible overlords.

[Farewell Friends]

I guess Jacob Wilson has moved on to the Nats organization.

[Swirls]

Didn't see it on here anywhere, but Fernando Rodney signed with the Twins. 1 year, $4.5MM with incentives potentially bumping it up to $6MM.

Pretty solid deal overall when compared to what "bona fide" closers are getting these days.

https://www.mlb.com/twins/news/twins-si ... -263538566

[Tim]

[Big Amoco Sign]

Time for the Phillies to make a leap. Braves, Marlins, and Mets will not be very good.

[Tim]

Time for the Phillies to make a leap. Braves, Marlins, and Mets will not be very good.

[Big Amoco Sign]

Steep for 2016 Piscotty level production.

[Fat Strat]

Time for the Phillies to make a leap. Braves, Marlins, and Mets will not be very good.

Ok, well that’s more than I would have wanted him for. Let’s grab Longoria.