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Well done Gruden, well done.

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Surprised the Raiders hung with the Rams in the first half. Carr looks super broken. He can't handle pressure whatsoever. 90% of his guaranteed money is done after this year and I'm guessing he'll be gone. They'll take a QB in the draft.

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Isn't Gruden signed for 10 years?

What a disaster.

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Gruden is probably a hired hand by the NFL to grind down the fanbase like they did in St. Louis to be able to throw more shade at Oakland on their way out. Mack, Bryant, dumb ass trades and drafts, absolute [expletive] show on the field... And Gruden will collect his ridiculous money to swallow [expletive] until they move to Vegas, where he'll then be paid some more to go away.

I have no doubt the league will point to declining attendance and ratings in Oakland over the next few years.

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Hoot45 wrote:I have no doubt the league will point to declining attendance and ratings in Oakland over the next few years.
You are absolutely correct and the real kicker is that they have absolutely NO reason to even say a thing about Oakland. The deal is done. They are moving and the move has been approved by the owners with only one voting against. Yet for some reason the NFL will still [expletive] all over Oakland in the final days and as soon as the last moving van pulls out, the NFL will then put out a statement that Oakland deserves and NFL team and could be a candidate in the future. [expletive] the NFL with a rusty lead pipe wrapped in barbed wire.

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tlombard wrote:
Hoot45 wrote:I have no doubt the league will point to declining attendance and ratings in Oakland over the next few years.
You are absolutely correct and the real kicker is that they have absolutely NO reason to even say a thing about Oakland. The deal is done. They are moving and the move has been approved by the owners with only one voting against. Yet for some reason the NFL will still [expletive] all over Oakland in the final days and as soon as the last moving van pulls out, the NFL will then put out a statement that Oakland deserves and NFL team and could be a candidate in the future. [expletive] the NFL with a rusty lead pipe wrapped in barbed wire.

Exhibition B for lawsuit?

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lukethedrifter wrote:
tlombard wrote:
Hoot45 wrote:I have no doubt the league will point to declining attendance and ratings in Oakland over the next few years.
You are absolutely correct and the real kicker is that they have absolutely NO reason to even say a thing about Oakland. The deal is done. They are moving and the move has been approved by the owners with only one voting against. Yet for some reason the NFL will still [expletive] all over Oakland in the final days and as soon as the last moving van pulls out, the NFL will then put out a statement that Oakland deserves and NFL team and could be a candidate in the future. [expletive] the NFL with a rusty lead pipe wrapped in barbed wire.

Exhibition B for lawsuit?
Feel free to save all of these comments that I make about StanK and the NFL. You can use them to get on TV talking about me and taking which ever side you like. I won't be mad. If I ever get close enough to Goodell or StanK (and maybe actual lizard man Jerry Jones) to take a shot, I'm taking that shot. I won't go out of my way to get that chance because they really aren't worth the jail time but I seethe with rage just thinking about those guys so I can only imagine how seeing them right in front of me would set me off.

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Green light. We will host a GoRedbirdMe campaign for you tlombard and raise your bail money.

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Hoot45 wrote:Green light. We will host a GoRedbirdMe campaign for you tlombard and raise your bail money.
Thankfully I'll probably never be in the same room as any of them so the chances of me experiencing prison are slim. Heck, StanK doesn't even use the restroom in a suite area at a football game without having security clear it and close it off for him if I remember the story correctly and I'm no Jason Bourne so I getting close enough to him would be a pipe dream even if I wanted to actively try.

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What the hell is this new roughing rule?

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