InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?
Too crass? Sorry. Upon further contemplation of the entirety of the post, I feel reasonably confident that it was the latter.
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?
Too crass? Sorry. Upon further contemplation of the entirety of the post, I feel reasonably confident that it was the latter.
I didn’t want to know. Again, HIPAA VIOLATION!!!! LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU, STRIPPER LADY WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? PLEASE STOP.