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heyzeus
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by heyzeus » January 23 23, 1:02 pm
I wish this was a joke.
https://www.rezvanimotors.com/
For those consumers that want total protection you can opt for the Bullet Proof Military Package that includes:
Bulletproof Glass and Body Armor
Underside Explosive Protection
Smoke Screen Military Run flat tires
Bulletproof vests and helmets
Thermal Night Vision System
Steel Ram Bumper
Electrified Door Handles
Magnetic Dead Bolts
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Joe Shlabotnik
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by Joe Shlabotnik » January 23 23, 1:03 pm
give me an f'n break.
mikechamp
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by mikechamp » January 23 23, 1:06 pm
If someone gets out of one of those and is not dressed in full camo, they should be laughed off the face of the Earth.
MrCrowesGarden
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by MrCrowesGarden » January 23 23, 1:35 pm
Posted this in the transit/transpo thread in Politics:
IMADreamer
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by IMADreamer » January 23 23, 3:22 pm
That's a rednecks wet dream there. I expect them to start turning up around here any minute.
obucard
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by obucard » January 23 23, 7:58 pm
So many "compensating for something" jokes, so little time.
CardsofSTL
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by CardsofSTL » January 23 23, 8:26 pm
Besides the obvious nonsensical things do they not realize giving some of these whackjobs with guns a vehicle like this is [expletive] stupid?
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by Joe Shlabotnik » January 23 23, 9:11 pm
CardsofSTL wrote: ↑ January 23 23, 8:26 pm
Besides the obvious nonsensical things do they not realize giving some of these whackjobs with guns a vehicle like this is [expletive] stupid?
No. In fact, I believe it's the point. I mean, think of the number of libs you could mow down at the next BLM march or county democrat summer picnic?
Radbird
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by Radbird » January 24 23, 7:46 am
Hurry - at these prices they won’t last long!!!
G. Keenan
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by G. Keenan » January 24 23, 1:59 pm
I would take that $200 - $500k and just relocate myself to a country without insane levels of violence.