Cardinals vs Braves 6:15 PM CT - July 1, 2026 Truist Park - Atlanta, GA Watch: Cardinals - Cardinals.TV/Braves - BravesVision, Gray TV Listen: Cardinals - KMOX 1120 AM,104.1 FM/Braves - 680 AM,93.7 FM The Fan
Cardinals try to win three in a row while the Braves try to stop a 3 game skid.
St. Louis has a 21-17 record in road games and a 44-38 record overall. Cardinals hitters have a collective .323 on-base percentage, the 10th-best percentage in MLB play.
Atlanta has a 24-15 record at home and a 49-34 record overall. The Braves have a 16-8 record in games when they did not allow a home run.
Yesterday I came home to meet with a roofer because our house needs a new roof, and I noticed the house was warm. Uh oh. The A/C wasn't blowing at all. Uh oh. The thermostat was totally blank. Uh oh.
So in addition to needing a new roof, the cost of which will be "basically a car," I had to spend hundreds of dollars yesterday to get a new thermostat installed. It was 89 degrees in the house by the time our A/C guy could come out by 8:30 pm.
I also broke my glasses the day before.
But the Cardinals won against a good team. That's nice.
Applying the AI generated algorithm that Gemini personally crafted for me for this purpose, yesterday was the 203rd worst day of my life. That's pretty [expletive] up there.
Yesterday I came home to meet with a roofer because our house needs a new roof, and I noticed the house was warm. Uh oh. The A/C wasn't blowing at all. Uh oh. The thermostat was totally blank. Uh oh.
So in addition to needing a new roof, the cost of which will be "basically a car," I had to spend hundreds of dollars yesterday to get a new thermostat installed. It was 89 degrees in the house by the time our A/C guy could come out by 8:30 pm.
I also broke my glasses the day before.
But the Cardinals won against a good team. That's nice.
Applying the AI generated algorithm that Gemini personally crafted for me for this purpose, yesterday was the 203rd worst day of my life. That's pretty [expletive] up there.
Yesterday I came home to meet with a roofer because our house needs a new roof, and I noticed the house was warm. Uh oh. The A/C wasn't blowing at all. Uh oh. The thermostat was totally blank. Uh oh.
So in addition to needing a new roof, the cost of which will be "basically a car," I had to spend hundreds of dollars yesterday to get a new thermostat installed. It was 89 degrees in the house by the time our A/C guy could come out by 8:30 pm.
I also broke my glasses the day before.
But the Cardinals won against a good team. That's nice.
Applying the AI generated algorithm that Gemini personally crafted for me for this purpose, yesterday was the 203rd worst day of my life. That's pretty [expletive] up there.
That's a high ranking worst day ever.
I knew the real statisticians here would appreciate the gravity of the situation.