The guy next to me has a flattulance problem

jim · Post by **jim** » May 9 07, 12:10 pm

Radbird wrote:
Hudler wrote:Slip a bottle of Beano onto his desk,maybe he'll get the hint.
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If you knew him you would know he wouldn't get it. I think he's completely oblivous to all of it.

StL Dan · Post by **StL Dan** » May 9 07, 1:51 pm

jim wrote:
Radbird wrote:
Hudler wrote:Slip a bottle of Beano onto his desk,maybe he'll get the hint.
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If you knew him you would know he wouldn't get it. I think he's completely oblivous to all of it.

I need an update...has he farted lately? Any crop dusting happening?

Post by **heyzeus** » May 9 07, 2:14 pm

The only solution is to return fire.

Smoke 'em out of their spider holes.

Fight 'em over there, so that you don't have to fight 'em over here.

etc.

StL Dan · Post by **StL Dan** » May 9 07, 2:15 pm

heyzeus wrote:The only solution is to return fire.

Smoke 'em out of their spider holes.

Fight 'em over there, so that you don't have to fight 'em over here.

etc.

POST OF THE DAY!

wart57 · Post by **wart57** » May 9 07, 3:23 pm

heyzeus wrote:The only solution is to return fire.

Smoke 'em out of their spider holes.

Fight 'em over there, so that you don't have to fight 'em over here.

etc.

I bet he is hiding a weapon of ass destruction.....

StL Dan · Post by **StL Dan** » May 9 07, 4:30 pm

wart57 wrote:
heyzeus wrote:The only solution is to return fire.

Smoke 'em out of their spider holes.

Fight 'em over there, so that you don't have to fight 'em over here.

etc.
I bet he is hiding a weapon of ass destruction.....

jim · Post by **jim** » May 9 07, 6:37 pm

StL Dan wrote:
jim wrote:
Radbird wrote:
Hudler wrote:Slip a bottle of Beano onto his desk,maybe he'll get the hint.
++
If you knew him you would know he wouldn't get it. I think he's completely oblivous to all of it.
I need an update...has he farted lately? Any crop dusting happening?

Nothing today, and he did walk by several times. We actually were working on a problem side by side for about 1/2 hour and I felt bad about posting this. Like I said he's a helluva nice guy who would do anything for anybody, and one of the smartest guys I've ever worked with.

But that darn farting...

Capt_Morgan · Post by **Capt_Morgan** » May 9 07, 9:58 pm

jim wrote:
RC21 wrote:This is the best rant ever.

Does he act like nobody hears?
Yep.

Once I was in a basement type area in the building with a couple of other people, and he let one rip that echoed off of the walls and didn't skip a beat. Kept walking, kept bopping his head back and forth like nothing happened.

sorry
laughing my a$$ off here,just trying to picture it

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » May 9 07, 10:02 pm

Umm...in my day of closing down the bars in college, there was an all night greasy spoon that you have to visit after of course. Donna was this...well, large ladie's name that always waited on us. As she walked up and down the aisle, she would pass gas with every step. We thought it was funny. Now it's just sad.

Capt_Morgan · Post by **Capt_Morgan** » May 9 07, 10:05 pm

stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys are killing me here

have tears running down my face from laughing so hard