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The empty bathroom at work is great. Otherwise, homefield advantage is where it's at.

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Michael wrote:I'm glad RC cleared that up. The suspense was killing me.

You all are really funny today.

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The empty public bathroom is the only way to travel. Sometimes it takes some scouting. Always avoid ground floor restrooms - too much traffic. Basements are good, because there aren't going to be offices down there, just storage/mechanical/Milton. In the end, the reward you receive will make it all worthwhile.

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dangerous wrote:I feel sorry for women in stadiums waiting in line.
yea, and we men are herded in there with the troughs

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Michael wrote:I'm glad RC cleared that up. The suspense was killing me.
Don't act like you weren't curious.

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Michael wrote:I love it. It's the only time I get some peace and quite.
RALPHIE - You get out of there! Your brother needs to use the bathroom!

Just a second Ma - geesh.

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RC21 wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
Michael wrote:I love it. It's the only time I get some peace and quite.
Ditto. Especially #2. As long as someone isn't dropping some stink bombs in the neighboring stall.

I usually use trips for #1 for getting out of talking to annoying co-workers. When they drop by and try to start up a boring conversation, I get up and say I have to go to the restroom.

--P--
I'm not down with doing #2 in a public stall unless it's absolutely necessary. There's a lot to be said for homefield advantage.

I don't care if others do it, though. I just don't want to do it.
1. Capt. Morgan has a good deal to say about this topic

2. Why does everything have to come back to no. 2?

3. I can't believe I'm the only one that can't be bothered with going besides omaha and fat (as I already suspected they wear diapers).

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planet pujolsian wrote:
RC21 wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
Michael wrote:I love it. It's the only time I get some peace and quite.
Ditto. Especially #2. As long as someone isn't dropping some stink bombs in the neighboring stall.

I usually use trips for #1 for getting out of talking to annoying co-workers. When they drop by and try to start up a boring conversation, I get up and say I have to go to the restroom.

--P--
I'm not down with doing #2 in a public stall unless it's absolutely necessary. There's a lot to be said for homefield advantage.

I don't care if others do it, though. I just don't want to do it.
1. Capt. Morgan has a good deal to say about this topic

2. Why does everything have to come back to no. 2?

3. I can't believe I'm the only one that can't be bothered with going besides omaha and fat (as I already suspected they wear diapers).
I like to go at work, because it gets me away from my desk for a few min. At home, I would really rather not. I avoid dropping a 2 at work at all costs.

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If I had to sit down to pee, I wouldn't like it either.

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I enjoy a good pee. It's when I get my best thinking done.

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