Self rack

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When I was 18 my boyfriend wanted to show me he was the boss of me after he had drank quite a bit.

He picked me up by my shoulders and slammed me against the wall while he shouted at me.

I hocked a loogy into his face and kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could (while being suspended by my shoulders/sliding down a wall).

He cried real tears amidst that loogy.

A true slice of Americana.

Probably. I think most girls have had a guy try to "show them who is boss" physically at some point in their life.

But yeah, loogy and nut cracking might not be so classy.

Sounds like an effective deterrent though.

[JCShutout]

When I was 18 my boyfriend wanted to show me he was the boss of me after he had drank quite a bit.

He picked me up by my shoulders and slammed me against the wall while he shouted at me.

I hocked a loogy into his face and kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could (while being suspended by my shoulders/sliding down a wall).

He cried real tears amidst that loogy.

A true slice of Americana.

Probably. I think most girls have had a guy try to "show them who is boss" physically at some point in their life.

But yeah, loogy and nut cracking might not be so classy.

What the hell was wrong with that guy?

Please tell me this isn't a common occurance.

[docellis]

When I was 18 my boyfriend wanted to show me he was the boss of me after he had drank quite a bit.

He picked me up by my shoulders and slammed me against the wall while he shouted at me.

I hocked a loogy into his face and kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could (while being suspended by my shoulders/sliding down a wall).

He cried real tears amidst that loogy.

A true slice of Americana.

Probably. I think most girls have had a guy try to "show them who is boss" physically at some point in their life.

But yeah, loogy and nut cracking might not be so classy.

What the hell was wrong with that guy?

Please tell me this isn't a common occurance.

I've lived in several areas and I've found most girls have a guy like that in their past.

[JCShutout]

I've lived in several areas and I've found most girls have a guy like that in their past.

That makes me very angry.

[Cronos]

I've lived in several areas and I've found most girls have a guy like that in their past.

That makes me very angry.

I've always assumed most guys act like that in the pursuit of what they want.

[planet planet]

I've never experienced that in my life and I'm really sorry doc's experienced that.

[Old_Timer_1944]

Wanna hear something freaky? If I drink too much caffeine my left testicle hurts the next day. Not fun.

I've heard of Beer Nuts, but, Coffee Nuts?

[Popeye_Card]

I've never experienced that in my life and I'm really sorry doc's experienced that.

I concur.

Well, not with the part about it never happening to me. I've known girls that it's happened to, but if a guy ever does that, he doesn't need a nut-cracking. Just tell some other guys and they'll take care of the problem.

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[docellis]

I dunno...I thought my reaction exacted an appropriate response and I broke up with him very shortly afterwards. I hurt him way worse than he hurt me.

Part of me thinks it is awesome that guys are surprised that other guys act like this....but I am sure this same guy (who I haven't seen since I was 18) would say the same thing, you know?

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I dunno...I thought my reaction exacted an appropriate response and I broke up with him very shortly afterwards. I hurt him way worse than he hurt me.

Part of me thinks it is awesome that guys are surprised that other guys act like this....but I am sure this same guy (who I haven't seen since I was 18) would say the same thing, you know?

I don't understand how a guy can do that.